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jiz jar

i gots to go see my jiz jar
by scott February 10, 2004
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Christmas Jiz

When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught
Excuse me everyone.. I would just like to say (raise glass) 'Christmas Jiz' to you all
by Tomofthe1234 January 16, 2008
mugGet the Christmas Jizmug.

Jiz Stick

An infromal second name for the male genitalia. Often a woman's vagina is refered to as an insulting second name so a Jiz Stick is a womans perspective on exactly what a mans penis is.
Get you bloody jiz stick away from me you pig.
by SlickSista August 4, 2006
mugGet the Jiz Stickmug.

jiz toast

The act of buttering a piece of toast with cum for someone to eat it.
She loved the taste of my jiz so much I made her some jiz toast.
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
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jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016
mugGet the jiz jeansmug.

Jiz Drop

Megan calls herself Jiz Drop and wettallday which basically means she's full of cum!
by Soulmate79 June 4, 2018
mugGet the Jiz Dropmug.

jiz mop

when a man or a woman is just slut
man Jamie is such a jiz mop I think she's had 5 dicks in her just today
by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015
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