Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

A jelly bean

Be jealous.

- Are you jealous or what?
- You wish, - snorts.
- Cute.
- What do you think is cute?
- You’re such a jelly bean.
- F*ck off.

(Dialog from: "Our Language" by Sayako)

by harina_kim February 6, 2024

Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Chocolate Jelly Bean

the sexual act of covering a woman’s clitoris in shit, and then complaining about the smell.

“She came over and I gave her the chocolate jelly bean.”

by ilovejellybeans1234 April 5, 2026

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Jilly Bean

The greatest friend in the world. Sometimes blunt, but often a great girl. I want her to see this.

Me: Jilly Bean?
Jill: Yes?
Me: You're great..
Jill: =)

by BCFACEBOOK September 21, 2011

Jilly Bean

A nick name for possibly the most awesome girl you could ever meet. Jilly Bean is always there for her friends, whether they need money or a hug. She will give you the shirt off her back.

You're such a Jilly Bean, thanks.

by Crozby June 13, 2008