body inflation

The fetish involves inflation of someone's body like a balloon, usually sexually like breasts, ass, stomach, etc. It can have subcategories such as berry inflation, air inflation, cumflation, and stuff. Yeah. Its weird.
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Now I present to you, a convo that happened irl :)

"Huh... Ok so... You like the idea of people inflatingggg... like balloons?" She asked while smoking a joint.
"Yup. Thats body inflation for ya." I said laying on the bed embarrassed.
"Ok... Well hey, you like what you like, balloon bitch" she smirked and passed the joint to me, "Maybe we can try it sometime, eh?"

by the lesbian menace#9327 April 24, 2022

Over-inflated

Your date is over-inflated, let some air out of your blow up doll.

Ken left his over-inflated date in the restaurant when he went home.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2017

Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.

The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.

by marblew August 2, 2011

inflatable spine

An inflatable spine is what Republiturds like 'Lyin Ted' Cruz and 'Moscow Mitch' McConnell have, who need tRumpty to blow up and inflate their teenie weenies and try to look like they have a backbone.

I can't believe all the Republiturds who have sold their souls so that tRumpty will blow up their teenie weenies to inflate their inflatable spines!

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

Inflatable scarf

When you go down on a woman (cunnilingus) and she farts and you feel a warm breeze on your neck.

I told my girlfriend the room was freezing, she gave me an inflatable scarf

by DodoStaff April 13, 2022

The Inflatable Pig

Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.

Regard mi bredren Simon; him gwan all The Inflatable Pig stylie..

by The Poison Dwarf October 31, 2011

Work Inflation

When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight

"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"

by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020