Mud Fence In The Rain

Originally coined by my late father who was angry about somebody on TV, it's a very versatile expression that conveys the absolute worst of a situation, person, place, or thing. Best used as a wisecrack or in total exasperation, disbelief, or disgust.

Ex 1) "Ugh, man ... she's uglier than a mudfence in the rain!"

Ex 2) "That makes about as much sense as a mud fence in the rain."

Ex 3) "Jesus, this country is falling apart like a mud fence in the rain!"

by Sizemore December 3, 2005

puddle in the mudhole

The post anal sex event of directly cumming in a woman's anus. This will immediatly be followed by gurgling sounds, air bubbles, and the occasional moaner from your woman.

I'd sure like to give that lass a puddle in the mudhole.

by dasgeneral April 14, 2005

2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd

version of the shocker only during a woman's period and while she has dieria

It doesn't happen very often but last night during my woman's time of the month and after a hot plate of beans i gave her 2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

the man in the mudd

The individual(s) doing the penetrating during the act of anal sex

Tyler took a little longer in the shower this morning to wash the fecal stains off his penis, as he was the man in the mudd last night

by MySilentSemen March 20, 2021

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

Mudslide in the canyon

A person must first have diarrhea. This is the sexual act when said person poops in a woman's taint and allows it to slide into both the anus and vagina.

I heard Sheila got a mudslide in the canyon last night, it was pretty messy.

by mydixienormous May 25, 2011

To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020