cock holster

someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.

dont touch me, cock holster

by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007

cock holster

noun; a leather belt worn around the waist in which to "holster" a penis; used for quick draw applications, preferably in stereotypical old western scenarios.

i'm calling you out slim! i'm the quick draw in the west! i hope you brought your cock holster....

by boone n\' friendz August 18, 2003

Cock Holster

–noun
1. a sheathlike carrying case for a cock.

–verb (used with object)
2. to put or put back in a mouth: to holster a cock.

Jenna's mouth is the perfect cock holster...she uses her mouth like a sheathlike carrying case for my cock...

by JTLChiTown March 3, 2009

cock holster

One who is penatrated by a penis on a regular basis.

Lungren is such a cockholster he but purple flames on his red ranger truck just because somebody told him to.

by AFP December 9, 2002

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011

Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008