Alabama Iced Tea

Alabama iced tea is filtered diarrhea (to remove the chunks to later be used as Alabama Hot Chocolate) served in a glass with ice. Urine is added when asked for lemon iced tea.

"Here's that iced tea you asked for."
"Thanks... hey is this an Alabama Iced tea? It smells like diarrhea!"

by Fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

long island iced tea

An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.

"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."

by Cat the Tank December 28, 2005

sweetened iced tea

the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.

This goddamn sweetened iced tea if fucking lit fam, imma buy a gallon of this and bring it home.

by coopcooz March 13, 2018

Arizona Iced Tea

Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️

1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”

2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”

by IMAMONKE😮‍💨🧟‍♀️ April 7, 2023

Wrong Island Iced Tea

Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.

I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.

by DcDavis October 30, 2018

Pull a iced tea

To masturbate in a refrigerator.

Did you hear Ian pull a iced tea??

by Having a ian February 12, 2021

Long Benis Iced Tea

One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.

Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE

by InternetSlangPhD February 22, 2023