Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

The Norwegian housewife by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

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Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

Reverse Desperate Housewife by durkadurkista November 4, 2013

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aki's and sofi's housewife

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition of both sofi and aki's housewife, which is rose herself the housewife for both. Might aswell that this person herself has hand kink and praise kink

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example for "aki's and sofi's housewife is so nice " for more and that.

aki's and sofi's housewife by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022

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Aki's and sofi's housewife

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition for her housewives aswell, this aki's and sofi's housewife can be used for more things aswell.

Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example " " aki's and sofi's Housewife had they're piano lessons today " and further more things that it can be used.

Aki's and sofi's housewife by Ayatosweapon April 26, 2022

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