someone who is a little bit more than a douchebag, but a little bit less than a douchefag. or, a holster that is used to contain cock.
by josh mcnugget December 31, 2007
Get the cock holstermug. noun; a leather belt worn around the waist in which to "holster" a penis; used for quick draw applications, preferably in stereotypical old western scenarios.
by boone n\' friendz August 18, 2003
Get the cock holstermug. –noun
1. a sheathlike carrying case for a cock.
–verb (used with object)
2. to put or put back in a mouth: to holster a cock.
1. a sheathlike carrying case for a cock.
–verb (used with object)
2. to put or put back in a mouth: to holster a cock.
Jenna's mouth is the perfect cock holster...she uses her mouth like a sheathlike carrying case for my cock...
by JTLChiTown March 3, 2009
Get the Cock Holstermug. Lungren is such a cockholster he but purple flames on his red ranger truck just because somebody told him to.
by AFP December 9, 2002
Get the cock holstermug. To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008
Get the Holster your dickmug. Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011
Get the Chubby Cock Holstermug. by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008
Get the Holster your sidearmmug.