Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...

“Bro shes my hold back off.”

by caleb leduc February 13, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Hold my pop

When someone ask you to hold his or her pop means to stick the pop in your ass and hold it.

“Shut up before I make you hold my pop”
“She held my pop last night”

by Ur_rarted January 16, 2019

Hold my tweak

A plea for emotional support when you feel you are about to mentally breakdown or crashout

"Seeing my ex with someone new? Yeah...someone better hold my tweak before I make a scene."

"When I saw my exam grade, I was like 'Girl! hold my tweak.'"

by bressiebros433 April 28, 2025

Hold my kool-aid

It is a phrase often spoken prior to one making an argument that goes HARD or in other words before an insane comeback.

Hold my kool-aid, because I just need five minutes to make your regret your existence.

by Jim. Jones. June 7, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025