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by Heiheiheohei October 17, 2019
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Hey

1. Interjection, an informal greeting.

2. Verb, to 'hey' someone. The act of driving down public roads in a lane near a sidewalk, coming upon an unsuspecting pedestrian, and hollering "HEY!" as loudly as possible in their general direction. Most effective if done with all windows rolled down, and all members of the vehicle participating. (Originating in Sioux Falls, SD)
1. "Hey buddy, how's the syphilis?"

2. "Jimmy and I heyed a kid so bad the other day, he fell off his bike!"
by Eric Klein... December 24, 2007
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Hey!-.-

A phase often used when one guy insults someone else's e-girlfriend, or potential e-girlfriend, no matter how little the potential is.
Me: Hey doesn't ShoeLaceGirl have a odd name?
Guy: Hey!-.-
Me: Dude you don't stand a fucking chance, she is a lesbian irl
by Captain-Falcon February 10, 2010
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Hey

Synonym for (1)"hello";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"
1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"

2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"

3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"
by Mbleh August 22, 2007
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Hey There

A "some what" friendly greeting usually expressed in online chats especially when the intent in not exactly 100% genuine. Usually used by people when they want to make there presence known without getting to personal.
Oh look, Mary's friend Mike is online right now, and he is very influential. I might actually get something out of him later down the line so I should at least give him a greeting but I better not call him by name because I dont want to be his friend or anything. So I better just say "Hey There"
by chriskola January 5, 2010
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Hey

Hey, a word a horny female to say when they want the dick
Female: Hey
Male: *gets boner*
by Fane Japell April 5, 2020
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Hey

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by Quotes October 7, 2016
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