Hershey’s Kiss

When your butt is pressed up against someone else in bed, and you prairie-dog a turd against their skin.

I now hesitate to spoon naked with my girlfriend, after she surprised me with a Hershey’s Kiss in the middle of the night.

by Fil Qwasny May 1, 2022

Hershey's Kiss

When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.

I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...

by MufasaLY April 3, 2020

Hershey Kiss

Blowjob after anal

Guy 1: Yea she gave me a Hershey Kiss last night.

by harambewasneverkilled February 25, 2017

Hershey kiss

When your boyfriend farts and then tells you to come kiss him.

My boyfriend farted in the bedroom, and then asked me to come give him a kiss. His Hershey kiss stinks!

by Tropicgirl1980 November 13, 2016

Hershey Kiss

The brown pointy poop you get on the end of your pecker after anal plundering.

"The ol lady musta not cleaned her ass out last night, Yup, ended up with a Hershey Kiss on my pecker"

by Big Dick Bonneconti April 10, 2020

Hershey's Kiss

The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat

"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."

by Richard Noggin October 15, 2022

Hershey's Kiss

The act of Shitting on someone's face then kissing them straight after.

Come here, I'm going to give you a Hershey's kiss

by Mysterious Hershey's Kisser September 25, 2023