dick hermit

a person who is a recluse that lives with dicks. also, can just be a dumb person.

Damn, that guy is a dick hermit.

by Johnny Rebel 212 October 16, 2009

ipod-hermit

Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.

I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him.

by MattyPatty123 February 08, 2009

hermit the frog

Someone who sits in seclusion for a period of time but is normally outgoing and social.

-"Where's Nick? He usually comes out with us."
-"He's being hermit the frog tonight in his room"

by stikshift September 22, 2011

hermit crab

Someone who stays at home, never venturing out. Someone who's in a shell.

My friend Edric is such a hermit crab.

by TonyH September 30, 2005

Hermit Mode

A period in a University student's life, where they attempt to lock themselves away from society in order to complete assignments (usually left until the last minute).

This time is usually full of many cans of red bull, panic attacks, contemplation of University withdrawal, and chocolate.

Friend 1: oh hey gurlfrieeeendd let's go out and catch up this weekend!!

Friend 2: Ahh no.. I can't... I'm in hermit mode to try and get this essay done.

by studentprocrastinator May 10, 2011

Cyber hermit

One who does not participate in real life. They only interact with others when absolutely needed via texting, email, Facebook, Youtube, Instagram, and the like.

I think I may be a cyber hermit. I didn't go outside for over a month. My family would have thought me dead except I kept posting pictures of my cat on Facebook.

by A True Cyber Hermit April 12, 2014

kill the hermit

(1) In the MMORPG "Kingdom of Loathing", this phrase conjures up any of a variety of myths and legends about how to 'solve' a particular part of the game, especially if said thing cannot be done.

(2) Masturbation.

(1) In order to open up the sunken chest, you first have to kill the hermit. Of course, in order to do that, you must first blow Mr. Skullhead, earning you three perspicacity points. Yeah, they're one of the Moxie substats.

(2) Yeah, I thought about taking on the Naughty Sorceress, but that's too much of a pain in the ass; I'm just gonna go lube up and kill the hermit instead.

by Maplethorpe August 20, 2005