Haley

You can date her as many times as possible and still not get tired of her.

I still love Haley after we've dated 7 times..

by asifjoadailoveyoudnafko August 22, 2012

faith healer

Typically a charismatic individual who claims to be able to use the power of god to heal diseases and other afflictions.

Most 'evidence' for these people consists of vague testimonials for cases where there was either no proof that the person was ill before-hand, or diseases that can simply go in to remission.

Faith healers prey on the desperate and in some cases can actually cause deaths when people abandon conventional medicine because they have faith in the faith healer.

John: Wow, Peter Popoff is an amazing faith healer. I saw him heal some woman's cancer last night.
Steve: How do you know she had cancer in the first place or is actually cured?
John: Peter said she was cured.
Steve: Don't you think it odd that he never heals visible disorders like burns, scars or missing limbs? He only ever heals things that can't easily be seen. Why doesn't God want these people to be healed?

by Sean Kehoe October 26, 2006

Haley

A very sexy girl who has a nice figure and a beautiful face. She is so spontaneous and amazing at everything she does. She is athletic but she also loves to sing. If you find a Haley, don't let her go. She will complete your life. She will listen to you and will love you no matter what. Haley walks like a model and is drop-dead gorgeous. She is not very popular but that's why you need to keep a hold of her. If you let her go, you and her will fall apart. She is very emotional so don't make her cry. Haley is usually short so you need to lean down just to kiss or hug her. Hold on to your Haley and don't let her go.

Guy 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: She is so amazing and so Beautiful
guy 3: She must be a Haley

by fdgfgdfkbsjdf April 28, 2013

Haleyrious

Being a complete smartass.

Person 1: Fuck you.
Person 2: When and where?
Person 1: Oh, you're haleyrious.

by greatamericagirl August 2, 2011

Haley

The girl that got away. The one girl that I will never stop loving. I hate what I've done to such a beautiful soul. She truly is an angel among devils. She's the kinda girl that you fall for when you're young but there's so much living to do that you fuck things up. I truly love you Haley.

Haley, I love you.

by FrankBurnsBright August 27, 2017

Haley

The most beyond perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl. She will make you smile and laugh every time you talk to her. Haley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has the most amazing smile. She has the most gorgeous eyes, that nobody else has.All Haley's date guys whose name starts with an M. It is just a Haley thing. Haley is always funny and can be serious at some points, but not all the time. All Haley's can make your loose your breathe so easily because they are just stunning. They are easy to fall in love with, but so hard to let go. If you have a Haley to yourself, never let her go. Haley is amazing, she's the best! I love Haley!

Ryan - You saw that girl over there?

Josh - Yeah!

Ryan - She is such a Haley!

Josh - I know!

by PublishThisPleaseeee!! July 17, 2010

Haley Joel Osment

One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)

Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome

by kitikat88 January 8, 2009