Hammy bite

To chomp into a piece of food so the entire thing fits in your mouth (usually used in reference to large hamburgers). A Hammy Bite must be disgustingly amusing and done with such zeal that it can rarely be imitated.

"Did he just devour that burger while watching MSNBC?" "Yah, he took a Hammy bite alright!"

or

"What is Hernie doing to his food? What does he think it is, Tiger?" "No, he's just doing his usual Hammy bite."

by COLLEGIUM MEMBER X March 30, 2010

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

Hammy Ham

Hammy Ham is a savage boi,who is obsessed with milk.He is also a god at fortnite and is reliable with the ladies.Well that’s what he wants you to think,but to be honest he is actually a gay mother fucker.

“Yo hammy ham pass the ball”- madison
“Sorry bitch I need to text my gay ass friends real quick” - hammy ham

by Pisonuoo April 16, 2019

hammy slammy

Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.

Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"

by Jeffery Wright April 29, 2008

Hammy Jammy

a different term for a handjob

I got a hammy jammy from Jenny the other day.

by i812 January 17, 2008

Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 23, 2011

hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017