Hammy bite

To chomp into a piece of food so the entire thing fits in your mouth (usually used in reference to large hamburgers). A Hammy Bite must be disgustingly amusing and done with such zeal that it can rarely be imitated.

"Did he just devour that burger while watching MSNBC?" "Yah, he took a Hammy bite alright!"

or

"What is Hernie doing to his food? What does he think it is, Tiger?" "No, he's just doing his usual Hammy bite."

by COLLEGIUM MEMBER X March 30, 2010

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

hammy slammy

Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.

Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"

by Jeffery Wright April 29, 2008

Hammy Ham

Hammy Ham is a savage boi,who is obsessed with milk.He is also a god at fortnite and is reliable with the ladies.Well that’s what he wants you to think,but to be honest he is actually a gay mother fucker.

“Yo hammy ham pass the ball”- madison
“Sorry bitch I need to text my gay ass friends real quick” - hammy ham

by Pisonuoo April 16, 2019

Hammy Jammy

a different term for a handjob

I got a hammy jammy from Jenny the other day.

by i812 January 17, 2008

hammy flaps

a flap which is unawfully hammy

"oi hammy flaps, your flaps are ham, fancy making me a sandwich!"

by YOGURLINSHORTS March 24, 2017

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc September 6, 2013