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halfie

Take that pound and break it into halfies and we alright.
by Jewish Drunkard April 8, 2006
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halfie

When a kind of weird older white man has children with a woman from East Asia (who probably in bed stated to him many times "me love you long time"). The product of this is known as a halfie.
They often think far too much of themselves as a way of shielding themselves from the pain of their parents divorce (which is almost a certainty in a halfie's situation)
by juliemaxtor123 November 28, 2010
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Halfie

A semi-erection - the state between completely flacid and fully erect.
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the cross, he got a halfie from thinking about the whore Mary Magdelene. He was not able to achieve a full erection due to massive blood loss from stigmata.
by Slick Dick Lick August 31, 2005
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Halin Shuffle

When ur at work and you get the hershey squirts so u brisk fully start walking to the bathroom and gradually progress into a jog while undoing your apron which is then followed by a porcelain explosion.
Did u see Dan doing the halin shuffle today?

Yea, he must have exploded in the bathroom.
by Homer D Powe May 18, 2010
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Halfling

1. Someone who is biracial.
2. Someone who is only "half" of what they say they are.
Examples of "Halfling" are: A half black/half white person. A person who acts tough but is wimpy at times.
by A. Vega November 10, 2006
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Haloing

a relatively obscure fetish in which a man dresses as a Halo marine while getting a lap dance from a large woman representing a Covenant Brute.
Bro: Hey man we should go Haloing tonight
You: Alright you call the big bitch and i will get the halo suits.
by creatorSnacks April 29, 2012
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Haleing

when you shove a firecracker in a frog's ass too celebrate the 4th. of July!
Alex Z.-"Hey want to go Haleing?"
Alex H.-"Sure! i love shoving firecrackers up frogs asses!"
by notbeauclark January 11, 2009
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