Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012

Person 1: Hey, My glass is half full!
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
Person 2: No, its half empty!
Person 3: It is half full or half empty?
by Creepox May 19, 2019

A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!
Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!
Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU
by corey<333 May 13, 2022

by Maybe simp👀 May 24, 2021

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke
by Terminus February 9, 2023

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you
Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?
Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.
by daddy 69 420 May 30, 2018

A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.
by TheKoolAidManHasHIV March 20, 2022
