cum gurgling gutter slut

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound

JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut

by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010

Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load

"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!

by frizzle freak November 30, 2010

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth

Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.

by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016

Gurglee

A beverage that when drinking you make a gurgle sound more than a gulp.

Could you pass me that gurglee? -as she points to a bottle of soda-

Oh, i'm sorry i'm too full from drinking all that gurglee.

by Squirlygirl July 19, 2012

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Gediminas Gurgles

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Lithuania, similar to Montezuma’s Revenge and Bali Belly. Usually of a loose and oily consistency. Commonly experienced by non-Lithuanian spouses of Lithuanians when visiting the homeland and unaccustomed to excessive pork dishes.

Citation: AT/CO, 2025

Man, we just landed in Vilnius to see the grandparents and I’ve already got the Gediminas Gurgles…

by Oscar Chow July 10, 2025