A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
Get the Guinea pigmug. by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023
Get the Guinea pigmug. by Jelange222 July 28, 2014
Get the Guinea Pigmug. basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)
person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff
person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad
person 1: Agreed..
person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad
person 1: Agreed..
by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022
Get the guinea pigmug. A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
Get the Guinea Pig in a Blanketmug. 