Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
You seem to be a bit quiet in there
Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 5, 2011
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 4, 2018
Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.
by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011
Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?
You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.
You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.
by Cletus_Longshanks March 8, 2010
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 6, 2007
Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
by Xaime June 1, 2019