Got Jazz'ed

When your work colleagues screws you over without you even realizing it.

How did John get more weekend shifts than emily.Oh damn!! John just got Jazz'ed!!

by ciocio July 2, 2011

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

by seve88 June 11, 2011

i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way

"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"

by epppppmf November 29, 2021

Got Randal-ed

Being treated in a highly treacherous or treasonous fashion; be the subject of highly unprofessional behaviour for no good reason

"Wow, my boss really lost it on me for no reason...I mean, I really got randal-ed."

by Rrian_lb December 17, 2005

Got an Ella

A cross country metal for 12th place

Yesterday I got an Ella

by Andrew’s cross country October 5, 2019