Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive
My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck
by the missile knows where it is September 03, 2023
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Sandy Garrison

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.
by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020
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garrisoned

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.
"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".
by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021
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Charlotte Garrison

A funny and strange girl in my third period that dressed as a middle aged man at the atros game
do you know charlotte garrison?
of course i do! shes super popular!
by November 08, 2022
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Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
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Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.
His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.
by 0926200 June 04, 2023
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Mike Garrison

A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
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