Gareth

He is a good friend good at vidio games but can be erratating af at times
And has a huge cock

Gareth:want to play video games all Kathy like I did yesterday
James:no I hate u

by Doodoo123 March 20, 2022

Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.

Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"

by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020

Gareth

Gareth is typically a guy who loves a cheeky bev! He's a down and out piss head. One of the funniest guys you will ever meet. Bit of a balloon when he's pissed. Top player with the ladies! Brilliant to ask for advice.. all round good geezer

Who's that over there?... that's definitely a Gareth that!

by Kourtney729592 December 24, 2022

Gareth

Gareth is a mummy's boy who respects women.
Heart of gold with a dream of happiness, positive hard working man

Aims to please in the bedroom not a selfish lover

Tongue of steel

My name is gareth

by Gareth83 August 05, 2023

gareth

a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.

(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)

damn gareth thats a massive dick you mast have fucked my mom last night.

by wise man gary February 01, 2022