Gambling Syndrome

The belief that 99% of gamblers quit before they "win big"
Upon coming down with this syndrome one must be considered a lost cause.

person1: I'm gonna win big sometime I know it!
person2: I think you just have Gambling Syndrome...

by ASaneHuman June 7, 2023

Intellectual Gambling

Flipping ginormous insurance fund (which was built up by forcefully liquidating crypto traders over the years) into legacy markets to buy stonks.

Arthur Hayes: Locked down, time to engage in some intellectual gambling.

Crypto Twitter: You got this King!

by Cryptochimp April 15, 2020

Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.

"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"

by tantg69 August 31, 2011

roach gambling

When u win a few times and wanna quit not giving action back to the nigga u beat out the money

Ed I beat you once I don't wanna play no mo
King U roach gambling now winning money and leaving without giving me a chance to win it back?

by MrShutdown19 April 12, 2017

Gambling freak

Yumeko Jabami when shes exited from gambling
Very exited.

lets get our gambling freak on!

by Maximoff.Vision August 27, 2020

Trinity Gamble

The most amazing girlfriend in the entire world. I love her so much.

I love Trinity Gamble so much.

by Her boifriend... August 12, 2019

The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.

"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.

by cruise23 June 21, 2010