by frozenchosenisacompliment January 03, 2012
Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
by tinye11177 January 07, 2011
Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
by roaxan July 17, 2008
A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.
Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk
Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk
You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.
by Han Bingo March 14, 2008
by mr. peabody (that time-travelling dog from Rocky & Bullwinkle) November 01, 2004
by KoAid April 15, 2005
1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.
by Eduardo Carrochio June 30, 2005