footslave

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me

If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.

by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

Frontstabbing

Backstabbing someone right in front of their face.

Picture two girlfriends out for the night:

Wendy: That guy over there is totally hot.

Jane: Yeah, he's not my type, but you should totally go talk to him, he's perfect for you.
Wendy: Goes to order a drink.
Jane: Walks over to the guy who "isn't her type" right in front of Wendy and starts working it.
Wendy: "That bitch is totally frontstabbing me!

by seerwords November 20, 2009

frootie call

Impromptu, late-night, home hangout with a friend of the opposite or preferred sex. No sex, but a bit of sexual tension. Possible cuddling.
Drink, stargaze, light candles, listen to records, move furniture, tell stories, share plans, giggle like a mofo (shh, it's late), get advice on your relationship. The late hour lends itself to unusual activities (Ouija board?Dumping unwanted items on the street?). Can be manic or mellow. A no judgment zone. Feels the tiniest it magical/sacred and separate from 'real life'.
GF/BF approved.

I was restless after my date so I called Joe for a frootie call. He rode up at 1, made drinks and hung out on the deck, wrapped in a blanket with a single candle. Star gazed, listened to night creatures. We discussed GIRLS, anal sex and where to eat in Tahoe. Laughed hysterically at one point. He gave advice how to arrange my bookshelves. We almost kissed, didn't then laughed about it. He rode away at 3am with a tub of pesto I had given him. Then, I slept like a log.

by 22stdream October 9, 2013

switch frontside noseslide

to snort a line of cocaine using the other nostral oppose to using the nostral you regularly snort coke with.

Noah did a switch frontside noseslide on a gorilla finger that $trizz broke out for him.

by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006

Leg footsies

When a friend or person of affection
Wraps his/her legs around your own in a flirty manner
While he/she rubbs your legs with their own to turn you on.
In a heterosexual relationship the guy usually begins the leg footsies as an act of cute flirtation.

Erica: "omg Ian and I made out yesterday for like 2 hours it was amazing"
Meaghan: "what the hell!?!?!! How did he manage to get u to do that?"
Erica: "oh! Well i think it was the leg footsies we were playing before" "what a turn on!"
Meaghan: "wow i should try that sometime!"

by ASovietCanadian June 8, 2011

froosh

the act of pouring chocolate syrup on somones head and the abruptly hitting them in the nuts and or vagina with a sledge hammer.

The horrilby disfigured man lie there on the ground...he had been frooshed

by assbag hernandez December 28, 2005

Footscray Bow-tie

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.

Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!

by Libba39 May 9, 2011