To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.
by ihumpedthat June 5, 2015
if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome
Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night
Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
by hanzisaucebot August 14, 2011
Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.
by Tricky^F November 21, 2017
Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”
by TickleThomson May 7, 2022
French fries given to a deserving fan who grabs the attention of Seattle Mariner broadcaster Mike Blowers. The idea was started after fan spilled his fries while going after a foul ball and Blowers, after criticizing his unnecessary effort, sent the fan some free fries. In the ensuing games, fans began trying to entice Blowers to give them the daily fries, and each time he did, it seemed to spark a rally. The sensation has rapidly spread throughout Seattle and the Mariner fan base.
by D Zizzle August 24, 2007
The situation when one is engaged in a threesome and two of the participants become extremely into each other, neglecting the sexual needs of the third person and eventually ignoring them almost entirely. Derives from the scenario in which one is enjoying a fast food meal and immediately devours the burger, only to neglect the side of fries until later, leaving them cold, jealous, and a little salty.
"So you hooked up with Dillon and Spencer the same night?"
"Yeah, but I was definitely the cold fries, they were way too into each other."
"Bro, you made it with Katie and Sam at the same time?! Legendary!"
"It was cool and all, but I think Katie was feeling like the cold fries, kind of killed the vibe."
"Yeah, but I was definitely the cold fries, they were way too into each other."
"Bro, you made it with Katie and Sam at the same time?! Legendary!"
"It was cool and all, but I think Katie was feeling like the cold fries, kind of killed the vibe."
by testifyre September 24, 2015