Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

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banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.

Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club

by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021

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Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Rupert is such a Banter Biter!, he really does not like it when you bad mouth his car!

by Lukeg83 January 27, 2009

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Banter Trucks

A heavy goods vehicle (HGV) seen on a motorway displaying bantorious text/imagery or any combination of the two

Caution, men working at rear, truck would be classified as banterful and therefore Banter Trucks

For a quality erection (Context: Fencing company truck but now a Banter Truck)

by Bant Bant Bant March 22, 2012

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