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Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.
by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023
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Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
by Nonweeb November 11, 2024
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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
by Pialinist May 2, 2023
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Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
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Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
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One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all
Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess
by Lixie_ April 30, 2023
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