Flailure

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.

"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."

by Da Flailure June 17, 2017

Ric Flair

The past, present and future of wrestling. He is made of rubber.

Look at Ric Flair with his manly, rubbery strut!

by Daniel McLaren October 3, 2003

What the flagnog?

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.

From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"

by unskinnybob November 23, 2009

ric flair

To violently chop somebody across the chest, and then yell, "Woooo! Naitcha Boi Ric Flair! Jet flying, limousine ridin' stylin' and profilin' thirteen time world heavyweight champion! Woooo!" Gotta do the strut too.

As Andrew rounded the corner, I Ric Flaired him. He was initially suprised and hurt, but when I went into the rant and busted out the strut, he slipped into hysterics.

by Dee Snutz September 5, 2008

Flagin

fake, false, not real, not true to one's game. Often used by La Chat of Three 6 Mafia

Deze flagin azz bitches just kills me -La Chat

by Lord Snifilous April 1, 2004

FLAILEX

A mad scramble to little purpose; often used in pseudo-military fashion; e.g., "FLAILEX maneuver"

Of course, when our company's stock prices dipped, management immediately executed a FLAILEX maneuver.

by Liz Brooks January 20, 2009

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015