shot first

What Han Solo did.

Every true Star Wars fan knows that Han shot first.

by W4rM4chine May 24, 2016

lol at first sight

When you see something for the first time and you lol at it.

Tim: Hey Jim look at that humorous debacle
Jim: lol
Tim: It was lol at first sight

by Smurfy12 March 30, 2010

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.

"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."

by baking420 January 29, 2012

first crush

The first person you have romantic feelings for. Usually the boy/girl-next-door, that popular douche, your elder sibling's really hot friend and in some cases, your Chemistry teacher.

Boy: Hey, why are you hiding from Mr Magnesium Oxide?
Girl: SHHHHH OMg, he is my first crush!

(See that OMg there *wink**wink* Gah, I know it's MgO)

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 5, 2015

Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.

The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class

by fetmeister February 11, 2009

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017