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finnish fire alarm

The (sexual) act of taking a poster, crumpling it up, shoving it down your throat, swallowing it, defecating it out, flushing the toilet, going into your septic tank (or inside a sewage system, but this is far riskier), finding the poster, taking it out, cleaning it, unwrinkling the poster, admiring the brand new “vintage” look of the poster, framing it and then reselling it on eBay or an alternative ecommerce site for a ridiculous price, letting someone buy it, giving it to them, waiting half a decade before finally finding the buyer, tracking down the posters current whereabouts, retrieving it, unframing it, and then finally repeating the process until satisfied with the design.
Person 1: “Dude you know what would be frickin’ crazy right now?”
Person 2: “Huh”
Person 1: “Dude… let’s finnish fire alarm each other”
Person 2: “Nah twin that crap’s gay as hell”
Person 1: “Maybe I am gay”
Person 2: “You tryna tell me something NAME?”
Person 1: “Im trying to tell you… we’ve been roommates for 10 years now and you haven’t even given me a smooch or anything”
Person 2: “You’re right i’ve been so horrible to you!”
Person 1: “So… finnish fire alarm?
Person 2: “Finnish fire alarm. And maybe, if i’m feeling generous, we can Norwegian Cake Pop each other after that”
Person 1: “You had me at ‘finnish fire alarm’ dude!”
Person 3: “Gayyyy”
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025
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Finnish Car Wash

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall
by running with freedom May 1, 2021
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the finnish grand dragon

A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?

Her: Yeah.
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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finnish appreciation day

September 3rd is Finnish appreciation day
Appreciate people from Finland

*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.
by Chicken nugget 171 August 4, 2022
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The Finnish Twist Of Versatility

What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.
Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!
by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016
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Finnish Firebomb

The sexual act of lighting your cum on fire while ejaculating and "firebombing" your girl's back
Jessica, you don't understand. Being Finnish Firebombed feels SOOO good.
by Par_ody June 11, 2024
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