by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011
Get the Felony in progressmug. To masturbate
Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009
Get the Feloniously slay the testatormug. The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
by DocHuskie April 10, 2008
Get the Felonious Chubby Chasermug. Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
Get the Felony Dick Fishin'mug. behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016
Get the friendship felonymug. A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.
by Fellowwordmaker223 December 12, 2024
Get the Felonious fellasmug. Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
Get the 34 feloniesmug.