Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 16, 2011

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student October 08, 2008

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie March 14, 2008

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 02, 2012

Felonious Gru

A Tall Man from Despectable Me

Felonious Gru means He is dead

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 02, 2024

Felonious fellas

A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.

My friend Tyler saw a group of felonious fellas behind a gas station.

by Fellowwordmaker223 December 13, 2024

Felonie

Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!N£Z (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS

"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".

"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)

by taawdaasd May 12, 2024