The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.
by DocHuskie March 14, 2008
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Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
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Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.
by Stillnosenseatall July 2, 2019
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To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges
I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible
by November 22, 2021
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Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
by JDSAg April 13, 2023
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