Creature Feature

A weird, creepy or otherwise strange person that is undesirable to be around. This is someone who creeps you the fuck out.

Did you see that weird ass guy who kept staring you down? He was a total creature feature!!

by Lynnze November 02, 2011

feature creep

Delay extending the release date of a product due to the manufacturers wanting to add 'new and improved' functions to the product
Feature creap can prolong a release date with infinate delay. see Vaporware

Duke Nukem Forever was a victim of feature creep and is now Vaporware

by Kommando July 09, 2004

negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.

There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!

by Bungalow Bill November 02, 2001

peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.

What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.

by Jimbo E. June 05, 2011

Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area

His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

by Emmanuelle the first December 27, 2007

slut features

yet again another insult

by freak child October 11, 2003

different features

Special bits that supposedly appear when you are seventeen to signal that you are ready to have sex with a dirty old pervy man who came out of the woods.

Man: *emerges from woods* “Do you need pushing, little girl?”
8 year old me: *sat on swing* “no, I’m seventeen! I can push myself!”
Man: No you aren’t, if you were seventeen you’d have different features!” *outs dick and disappears into woods again*

by Sexee March 24, 2018