Fat fucking ludge

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.

That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.

by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021

Fat Fucking Homosexual

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.

Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

fat fucking tits

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.

That guy's got fat fucking tits.

by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022

madame fat fuck

fat french teacher who hates bananas yet is willing to lick nutella off of the guch of one of her 8th grade students. enjoys arizona speed bumps yet when the car hits her, she sends it off of a cliff, then jacks off her shemale cock over the cliff and hits her former blind lover

Mrs. Mininger (fat ass) from McCord Jr. High in Sylvania, Ohio, known by her students as madame fat fuck

by Chris Spinks May 27, 2008

Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus

Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

fat fucking retard

One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.

ur a fat fucking retard and you should kill yourself because nobody likes you

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles April 11, 2022

fat fuck boy

He’s fat and wants to be a fuck boy he’s trying and girls will be his friend to pity him but in reality he just wants some fuck and is fat

“Dave tried to smash Katy last night” “he such a fat fuck boy”

by Morgan Freeman (black Jesus) June 11, 2018