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Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018
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Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.
Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right
by AshK123 September 23, 2016
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fake friends

A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST
Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
by norunninginmylobby July 3, 2019
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Fake friend

a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉
Omg she was such a fake friend to me as i realize now!
by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018
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FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.
She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off
by Domo😘 June 9, 2020
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Fake friends day

Fake friends day is October 7 post all the fake mfkers in ya life 😘 keep it petty
Fake friends day is to POST YO MFKIN FAME FRIENDS TFK UU NEED AN EXAMPLE FOR 🤦🏽 ♀️
by DicC sucCin bitchesss October 4, 2019
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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011
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