by cameltoe360 March 29, 2008
Get the farfeschnugart mug.A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.
or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009
Get the Faffometer mug.Its the a slang name for a man's penis. Its the object that causes the "driving pleasure" referred to as fahregnoogin.In other words you cannot have one without the other.
by taraannrose December 21, 2012
Get the farfenfluugen mug.A jellyfish that dances on top of Coach Andy's head while eating grapefruit, then jumps of watches Topher twerk in his speedo and takes over the world while wearing a colorful sumbrero...
by MShock February 3, 2014
Get the Fuffernugget mug.Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)
Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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