facebook

Something people waste time on, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.

by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011

facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my October 12, 2016

facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

by your_father_abel September 4, 2011

facebook

noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!

by thesoccergod February 14, 2008

facebook

the way to know whos dating who

"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"

by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009

facebook

A place for stalkers.
Whenever you update your status, an event, wall post, etc it is posted on the newsfeed for all your "friends" to see
Like myspace, but more personal and you can't customize your profile.

Stalker 1:"Dude, this girl I met on facebook is going to a party at 254 cherry ln. Lets mapquest this and go hit her up!
Stalker 2:"Sweet yo! Did you get her number off of facebook too?
Stalker 1:"Duh!"

by lykewhoa December 13, 2007