Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015

The Skull with Eyeballs

Too terrifying, too frightening, too much.

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.

by king1dominate March 30, 2017

juju eyeballs

A word to use when referring to someone or yourself being high/intoxicated; Particularly with bloodshot glassy eyes.

"Bro, did you see Josh? He Had that juju eyeball look this morning coming into work."

"Can't talk, i'm on that juju eyeball vibe right now"

"Juju eyeballs: when you see that glassy bloodshot look in someone's eyes."

by Yamate Kun February 29, 2020

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 29, 2019

eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008

eyeball juice

when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo

* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!

-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo

by azertyuiopmlkjhgfdfgbn,n June 17, 2021

African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 16, 2018