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What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017
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when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."
by boooooooooooooored June 1, 2021
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variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.
Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010
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A lyric in 21 savage's "x". Refers to flexing on your old relationship. You are saying you are doing better without them since you have things that were better than that relationship.
by Futureismymessiah September 4, 2016
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skankawhorus ex

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A really slutty worthless ex girlfriend you only went out with in the first place because she could put both feet behind her head.
by numAt March 10, 2003
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Serial Ex

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The guy/girl who's a complete relationship ruiner. They're pretty desperate to make it work with someone and tend to rush straight into being 'in love forever' with everyone they hook up with, only to break up a maximum of a few months later. They will never even consider that they might have caused any of their relationship problems, and will constantly be on the search for someone 'deserving' of their love and attention.
A: Did you see Tim's facebook status last night? He's only been with his girlfriend a week and he's saying he'll always love her.
B: Lol, again? The guy's a serial ex, I'll give you ten dollars it won't last more than four months.
by emilyppp February 10, 2010
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Having a snap streak with your ex would mainly mean there are still feelings. If you're in a relationship why would you ruin it to go back to the past. If your ex is in a relationship why would they ruin theirs to have a damn streak with another girl/boy that isn't family.
"New streak?" "Heck no I'm not messing around with you anymore". Having a Snapchat streak with your ex that you are not close to isn't right
by Haigan March 19, 2017
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