Ewan McGregor

love of my life. sexy as hell. voice like some sort of demon-sex-god-angel. excellent actor who refuses to be type cast- moulin rouge, trainspotting, star wars, for example. conscientious guy- eg. appeals to G8 leaders.

"I've seen Ewan Mcgregor in Guys and Dolls TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WILL kiss him before i die!"

by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005

Ewan McGreggor

An alcoholic drink made with Evan Williams Bourbon Whiskey and cola.

I'll have a Ewan McGreggor. I would like a Long Island Ice Tea, Jack and Coke and an Ewan McGreggor. Ewan McGreggor's taste better than Jack and Coke.

by MOCaso March 19, 2009

ewans dad

dad left didn't want a gay cunt as a son

hi I'm Ewans dad i left cause i didn't want a gay cunt as a son

by fuck LGBTQQIP2SAA March 14, 2022

ewan manning

He's a total cock with a tiny dick.

I wouldn't fuck a Ewan manning

by EmilyLucy February 19, 2017

Ewan Nixon

Loves a good knosh now and then. Love getting his arsehole licked out by the boys, wahey! Also goes by: The NixoNator, Nixo, GingerNut Biscuit, Charlie Smith

That lad looks well fit mate
Oh that's just Ewan Nixon, Buxton gets to eat his arse tonight!

by lovehugeknobme March 13, 2022

Ewan Guy

An absolute stallion. He is an all round hero who has an absolute horse cock. He thrives in everything he does and bullies those who are below him.

Ewan guy he eats pie and hes bi

by Yoshimario25 May 10, 2021

Ewan Campbell

A jew who survived Auchwitz and still, 80 years on goes to school as he didn’t graduate due to his crippling autism. Every year he shaves his rats bowling ball head to show solidarity for his best jew friend Schmuel.

“Ewan Campbell is a rat”

by Cumbrian Chungus July 9, 2018