Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

emergy

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy." A state of panic that your rant isn't going on twitter fast enough so you don't proof read your tweet. also can be a state of confusion ignorance and anger

Donald Trump tweeted "this is a National Emergy."

I'm having an Emergy

by Ginger Bih October 22, 2018

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.

This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!

by that one ariana grande stan March 9, 2022

Emergency Dance Party

Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.

So then i whipped it out... cough...um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, two, one!

by Baba guy February 3, 2005

Emerge

Emerge is the cheaper version of lucozade you get round the side shop. Most of the time they will be in a roadmans pocket. It is normally 50p. The blue is shit. The green is shit. The purple and orange are BEAST

Emerge is an energy drink only level 3 roadmen are permitted to drink

by ThePoseiden.1243 December 3, 2019