Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

by heffelda October 25, 2010

Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.

The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.

by Washooter September 3, 2012

KJ Eclipse

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".

That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"

by Chuck Laundromat June 6, 2009

PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

by weirdweasel October 11, 2008

Double Eclipse

When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.

Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.

you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.

by TheArchangel April 12, 2011

Pierce Eclipse

A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.

Jesus! its a pierce Eclipse!

by king of defines November 7, 2012

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017