DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

by elvi888 September 22, 2018

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DeMar DeRozan

Without a doubt one of the most underrated players in NBA history

"DeMar DeRozan is underrated"
"Yes"

by DemarDerozanFan10 April 18, 2021

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Damari

Damari is very positive, outgoing, and kind girl that when in love she will do anything for her partner. She is very romantic, passionate and compassionate in situations, she can also be very freaky, not just with anyone.. only when she’s found the one. She is very intuitive of her partners actions and decision making, she sees things coming before they even happen. She is very strong and confident on her beliefs. You would be fooling yourself if you think you could hide something from her without her already secretly knowing about it. She can tend to be self conscious of others opinions on her, even though she is very confident with herself in other aspects. She brings great energy when she is happy and in healthy mindset, but won’t be afraid to speak her mind if she is angry or disagrees (trust me). She is very out going to the point where she uses words like “yolo” to express her feelings and excitement with only having one life and making the best of it. She is Wifey material if your treat her right and giver her love that she deserves. She is very attractive and will catch you off guard when you see her for the first time. She will make you simp for her not because she asks for it, but because that’s how fine she is.

Damari is very loving!

Whenever I hear the motto YOLO I think of Damari

by Damari’s future husband November 25, 2021

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