Short for "Do the Math."
DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.
DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.
DTM-ing is like being your own boozy detective. Grab a pen, a notepad, and let's solve the mystery of the lost beer count!
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Get the dtms mug.Dont talk (to) me. It's a code word to communicate that you're mad and that you have no intention to talk to said person, WITHOUT having to talk them at all. 'Cause really if you're in the middle of social dinner, you need a code word to tell "that" person that you're mad at them, while you can smile and make dinner conversation with the rest of the group.
The best part - DTM plays into immediate effect. You have already started "not talking" by communicating in abbreviations.
Oh and If you're in private, you could add a nice little touch to it by showing them the "talk to the hand" hand.
The best part - DTM plays into immediate effect. You have already started "not talking" by communicating in abbreviations.
Oh and If you're in private, you could add a nice little touch to it by showing them the "talk to the hand" hand.
H - "You looked so pretty when you were younger"
Y - "DTM"
H - "This is good, but really you can't make spaghetti like my mom"
Y - DTM
H- "That guy is soo"
Y - "Don't even, DTM"
Y - "DTM"
H - "This is good, but really you can't make spaghetti like my mom"
Y - DTM
H- "That guy is soo"
Y - "Don't even, DTM"
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person 1: bro stfu you dtm🙄
person 2:fr like just shut up😑
person 1: bro stfu you dtm🙄
person 2:fr like just shut up😑
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