Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

by cayrez November 1, 2009

downtown sephora majora

a vagina

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

by ayoaqueen February 8, 2019

downtown brown

Low-quality dried-up marijuana, esp. when bought in the ghetto.

I hate getting weed from Kente because he always sells downtown brown at rip-off prices. Best to find a white person to buy from.

by KarlFaust February 23, 2005

downtown Charlie Brown

Originally the phrase mean a less than enthusiastic blowjob; you know, something that gets the job down but leaves all parties feeling dissatisfied. But in contemporary parlance it can signify a lazy or dispassionate attempt to accomplish a mission or assigned objective.

Original meaning:
After a John visits a mediocre prostitute: "I gave that bitch a 10 for that downtown charlie brown."
Contemporary meaning:
After a manager scolds his employees for idleness: "Man, y'all some downtown charlie brown-ass mothahfuckahs."

by TheNobleKings May 31, 2019

downtown

the coolest part of any town, if your in a town and you're looking for cool people to chill with go downtown and make some friends. usually very tight groups of friends reside downtown.

dude have you been downtown lately?

by nonshadecat September 25, 2009

downtown

oral sex

He refused to go downtown, even after I did! No more nana for him!

by tee hee November 14, 2002

Downtown Kalamazoo

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo

Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"

by NORAA THE EXPLORAA November 29, 2012