Douche Canoe

A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.

"I rode my douche canoe down the river and my thighs are so sore"

by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022

Douche Canoe

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

by AceCakeEater. September 30, 2012

Douche Canoe

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

by JoeZii September 26, 2010

douche canoe

Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.

We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.

by doucheelese May 5, 2008