by Johnnie December 2, 2004
A dinguth ith thomebody that thpeaks with a lithp due to the retainer that they have to conthithtently wear. A dinguth will often try to hide their dinguth nature with a calm and collected facade, conthtantly holding back their quirky and thpathtic nature. Dinguthes are naturally very clumthy and are always tripping over rugs or mats. Though a dinguth may have you shaking your head from time to time, their quirky and clumthy nature can alwayth make you laugh. See turkey.
Swoll guy Matt: Hey Jocelyn, have you seen my insane gains?
Jocelyn: Yeah I thaw you flexing and tripped over a rug and almost lotht my retainer!
Swoll guy Matt: You're such dingus!
Jocelyn: Yeah I thaw you flexing and tripped over a rug and almost lotht my retainer!
Swoll guy Matt: You're such dingus!
by Sporkaphobic July 2, 2015
For example,
"Keep it steady, dingus!"
"Yeah, like some dingus kids would actually beat me in an argument."
"Well no shit, dingus. What did you expect? Of course that Prostitute you did had one or more STD's. Did you see how she looked?
"Keep it steady, dingus!"
"Yeah, like some dingus kids would actually beat me in an argument."
"Well no shit, dingus. What did you expect? Of course that Prostitute you did had one or more STD's. Did you see how she looked?
by M.C.Shithead December 8, 2013
A weirdo; a pupil who knows nothing. he/she thinks the earth revolves around themselves.
Singular: Dingus
Plural: Dingi
Singular: Dingus
Plural: Dingi
by gopher27 June 11, 2014
someone who is goofy, someone who is not stupid; but acts as if they are stupid.
or they're seriously just freaking stupid -.-
or they're seriously just freaking stupid -.-
by rayray202 July 30, 2013
by pithyul May 23, 2015
You are all a bunch of morons. Pick up a REAL dictionary for once.
Main Entry:
din·gus
Pronunciation:
\ˈdiŋ-(g)əs\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Dutch or German; Dutch dinges, probably from German Dings, from genitive of Ding thing, from Old High German — more at thing
Date:
1876
: doodad 2
Source: Source: Merriam-Webster
Main Entry:
din·gus
Pronunciation:
\ˈdiŋ-(g)əs\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Dutch or German; Dutch dinges, probably from German Dings, from genitive of Ding thing, from Old High German — more at thing
Date:
1876
: doodad 2
Source: Source: Merriam-Webster
by The Real Dingus July 4, 2009