Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.

Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."

by StevoPativo March 11, 2011

Man Dingo

A black man that has a penis over 12 inches in length.

I am the great man dingo. Bow before my al mighty shlong.

by kingandhishorse September 29, 2009

A dingo ate my baby

refers to the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance. The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances near Uluru (Ayers Rock). The mother, Lindy Chamberlain, camping with her family, claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalised the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo.

-"Hey Lindy, where is your baby?"
-"A dingo ate my baby!"

by Alonha August 5, 2008

a dingo's breakfast

A dingo is an Australian wild dog which is often persecuted, and leads a tough life. For breakfast a dingo might have to settle for " a scratch - a piss - and a look around"

After a hard night a bloke (man) might say " This morning I just got up, had a dingo's breakfast, and came to work."

by Mikros August 23, 2006

dingdong

A PENIS, usually quite tiny.

His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.

by Tjonez(nexopia) May 27, 2005

dingbox

A microwave.

What's pink and taps on the window?

a baby in a dingbox.

by jimwade January 24, 2010

Dingo

An older male who hits on or dates younger women.
(Male version of a Cougar)

Looks like Stacey hooked her self up with a Dingo.

by Shane Sellar October 3, 2005